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THIS IS THE STORY OF A BOY NAMED WIGU
 Once upon a time there was a boy named Wigu Tinkle. He is either eight or seven, but nobody is sure because his birth certificate got all messed up.  Wigu has a sister named Paisley Tinkle. She's sad all the time because existence is pointless.  Wigu's dad's name is Quincy Tinkle. He makes soundtracks for dirty movies, and he hates to wear shirts.  Wigu's mom's name is Romy Tinkle. She works at the bank. It seems like she's always drinking.  Wigu's favorite cartoon is called "Magical Adventures in Space." It stars Topato Potato, a loud little warrior who is made out of poison.  Topato's best friend's name is Sheriff Pony. He is a Blue Space Pony. He's very responsible and has good manners.  Jeffrey Rowland makes up all this stuff. He has a diary comic called Overcompensating and owns a company called TopatoCo. My Peoples
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